Free public beta · No upload · Make a shareable fiction card

THE MUSEUM OF ALMOST IMPORTANT THINGS

Turn an ordinary
object into a museum card.

Make a funny, shareable exhibit label from a sock, receipt, remote, or anything else on your desk. Free, local, and no upload.

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TODAY

01 / CURATE

Choose an object

Made locally

JPEG, PNG, or WebP · Up to 10 MB and 40 MP. No photo is uploaded. Without a photo, you get a text-only card.

Local templates use the words you enter. No AI image analysis, factual identification, or appraisal. Every exported card is labelled as fiction.

Your exhibit is waiting

Choose a photo or start with the sample words. Your card will be ready to download.

Privacy & support

Your photo and words are processed in this browser, never uploaded by TinyMuseum. New exhibits stay in memory until you close or refresh this page; download any card you want to keep. Export creates a new PNG from the visible photo and label rather than copying the original file metadata. Visible private details remain in the image.

Download saves to your device. Optional device sharing sends the exported card to the app you choose. Use photos you have permission to share. Basic hosting requests reach the host. Optional analytics, if you opt in, receives only fixed actions and counts/categories, never photos, filenames, or label text.

All labels are playful fiction made with local templates. They are not real AI appraisals, provenance checks, historical claims, or valuations. Feedback and support: idiotlabs@gmail.com.

Previous beta data

Older versions saved your last text label locally. You can remove that saved label here.